Jinxed

Microsoft deleted my hotmail account along with all my addresses despite the fact I log into msn messenger with my hotmail address every day. Windows media player no longer plays streaming media on my workstation, I ran windows update on my other xp machine and my mouse and keyboard no longer work, got that fixed, now it wont recognise my usb drive or my ipod properly, the other machine in the corner no longer allows me to login at all. Power supply on my home machine has died and my brand new digicam takes forever to turn on when it used to have super quick startup. Also, just got a message that my pay failed to go into my bank today.

Dying

In relation to rk’s post on 1 in 20 making it to thirty, which we figured meant 1 in 20 not making it to 30, I think I may be dying. Went running last night and I nearly fainted after around 50m.

Because of the Sexual Harrassment Guidelines…

M’s work men were looking at a picture of a women with very large breasts covered by a small amount of denim and then giggling a lot when they saw M’s denim bag. M asked what they were laughing about and one of them handed her a sexual harassment brochure and said

‘M, I would tell you, but if I did I’d be breaking the sexual harassment guidelines’

so M said ‘well how would you like it if everyone was laughing about something except you’
so work man showed the picture of scantily dressed big breasted woman that had been emailed around
so M mentioned period and then emailed around a picture of a naked man

hahahahah I love M

Dying part II

I think I may be dying of my-head-is-about-to-explode disease
  ¶ 3:44 PM