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> My hair has moved from flicking under to flicking out again.

> I discovered that not only do I look like a sleepy smack head in most photos, but I also look like a sleepy smack head on video!! Perhaps that’s just how I look, cause I can’t see how the video could be just have caught me at a bad moment.

> Issues from earlier this week have subsided, but still linger in the back of my mind ready to pounce at any moment

> I have played my first session of online poker. I can totally see how you could become a compulsive gambler with poker and I only played for an hour. I think the only reason I stopped though was cause I lost my connection in the middle of a hand.

So the results so far:

Money deposited = $75
Time played = 60 mins
Highest balance to date (approx) = $100
Lowest balance to date (approx) = $60
Current balance = $89
Profit = $14

As for the game, nothing that interesting happened, but I love it and I can’t wait to play again. The road to addiction begins…

> thereisonlyonerk seems to be deceased due to involuntary manslaughter committed by me

> My ‘future brother in law’ (btw - those are his words) has moved from working in a toilet factory to being a gaffer on the number one Australian drama. Not that the toilet factory wasn’t good or anything, in-fact I think he really liked the toilet factory so I hope he likes gaffering too
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