phat chance

After work met M to look for a new suit and we went into cue and one of M’s friends is the sales assistant there and M hasn’t seen her for a while and M gets this clucky look on her face and starts getting very excited "omg! Omg! Wow!…. " and is standing there looking at her stomach with a big smile and "omg! Your pregnant! Congratulations! That’s great!"
and then the friend says:
"no M, im not pregnant, I just got fat."

  ¶ 11:03 AM