I've applied for two jobs I want, heard nothing. Applied for one I don’t want, heard back straight away.

Had a phone interview and they asked me to sell a pineapple in 30 seconds.

Pineapples are great, they are soooo sweet and juicy at the moment, you can smell the sweetness, really, smell it.
Pineapples are very versatile fruit, they can be used on pizza, in fruit salad, to add that tropical feel to your morning juice or the old favourite, pineapple upside down cake.
Pineapples are healthy, tasty and great for the whole family.

Then after my 30 second spiel, which was brilliant, she asked me to close the sale.

These pineapples are only in season for 2 weeks and those two weeks are coming to an end. So if you like sweet and juicy pineapples, I urge you buy now.

I must have done ok because I have a second interview on Tuesday. I now have to take a really long personality test and find my year 12 result statement. I'm pretty sure I don’t want the job. A lot of effort for a job I don’t want?
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