Chim chim cheriiJn got it in his head he wanted to buy a $300 chiminea to make pizza on Sunday, so I thought it might be a more affordable option to borrow my parents chiminea for the day instead. But with Ma and Pa in Port Douglas for the week and out of contact, so we just picked up the chiminea and went home and set to making a fire. Later that evening when the first pizza was in the fire and looking pretty damn good, I finally got through to mum and dad.
Me: “hi mum, how are you”
Mum: “yeh it’s fantastic, today we saw some really rare birds blah blah blabbity blah..”
Me: “riiighhght, well, actually I was ringing to see if we could borrow your chiminea”
Mum: “well, I suppose, but you know it’s just an ornamental chiminea, you can’t have a fire in it”