Wednesday, September 14, 2005
ER
So it was 4th quarter, only a few mins to go, we were over 10 goals up, and I was about to pull off another amazing interception, but instead I just hit the ball with my finger front on. It hurt a bit and then I looked at it and it looked so bung, it was all bunched up and weird, kind of like a vacuum hose.
RAH emergency is dero city central, lots of scrubbers and really dirty people. I talked to the nurse and he gave me some panadiene forte (mmm) even though it wasn’t really hurting at all, I figured I was going to be there for a while.
My doctor emma was heaps nice, she said she’d give me a local anaesthetic and then straighten it and then get some xrays to check it was all good. Then this older Dr came along, and he tried to pretend he was just going to look at it but I could tell he was about to inflict pain on me by his sickly smile and stupid chit-chat “so.. whats your..NAME (crack)” and that was when he yanked it and tried to get it back in place. But it didn’t go in.
Then emma invited in a student to watch her inject the anaesthetic in between my fingers and it was this guy who used to live across the road. He used to act all like “I’m a med student so I’m only going to start sentences with I’m” but then I could hear him talking to the other doctors and he was all sucky. She injected in between my fingers four times which was by far the most uncomfortable part of the experience, but then my hand went totally numb and she rearranged it back to normal and sent me to xrays. They took me everywhere on my bed which seemed kind of overkill for a finger injury, I tried to get off to put something in the bin and the nurse got all nervous and rushed over and goes “it’s ok, I can do that for you, if my finger looked like that I’d want to be in bed”
Overall, it was the best trip to the hospital I’ve ever had, they even gave me some panadiene forte to take home. I think its always the person who goes with you who suffers the most really. Poor Tg had to sit in the waiting room with Chd for two hours… she looked far more weary than I did when I came out. ¶ 12:01 PM
So it was 4th quarter, only a few mins to go, we were over 10 goals up, and I was about to pull off another amazing interception, but instead I just hit the ball with my finger front on. It hurt a bit and then I looked at it and it looked so bung, it was all bunched up and weird, kind of like a vacuum hose.
RAH emergency is dero city central, lots of scrubbers and really dirty people. I talked to the nurse and he gave me some panadiene forte (mmm) even though it wasn’t really hurting at all, I figured I was going to be there for a while.
My doctor emma was heaps nice, she said she’d give me a local anaesthetic and then straighten it and then get some xrays to check it was all good. Then this older Dr came along, and he tried to pretend he was just going to look at it but I could tell he was about to inflict pain on me by his sickly smile and stupid chit-chat “so.. whats your..NAME (crack)” and that was when he yanked it and tried to get it back in place. But it didn’t go in.
Then emma invited in a student to watch her inject the anaesthetic in between my fingers and it was this guy who used to live across the road. He used to act all like “I’m a med student so I’m only going to start sentences with I’m” but then I could hear him talking to the other doctors and he was all sucky. She injected in between my fingers four times which was by far the most uncomfortable part of the experience, but then my hand went totally numb and she rearranged it back to normal and sent me to xrays. They took me everywhere on my bed which seemed kind of overkill for a finger injury, I tried to get off to put something in the bin and the nurse got all nervous and rushed over and goes “it’s ok, I can do that for you, if my finger looked like that I’d want to be in bed”
Overall, it was the best trip to the hospital I’ve ever had, they even gave me some panadiene forte to take home. I think its always the person who goes with you who suffers the most really. Poor Tg had to sit in the waiting room with Chd for two hours… she looked far more weary than I did when I came out. ¶ 12:01 PM
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not to take away from your glory dh but ive never seen chadsky look so pale and panicy. course i hardly see chadsky but never you mind about that detail..
as if he made everyone storm off the court and then assigned biggsy to take you to the hospital
?? if it wasn't so annoying it would have been funny
chadsky - emergencies are not your forte.
as if he made everyone storm off the court and then assigned biggsy to take you to the hospital
?? if it wasn't so annoying it would have been funny
chadsky - emergencies are not your forte.
aawww, thats not very nice, i thought chd had quite an angelic quality about him, from where I was sitting he looked like he had a halo of white light surrounding him
but I was feeling quite faint at that point
but I was feeling quite faint at that point
you just like the fact that he was making a fuss over you. can't you see your bias??
i think it was a bit over the top myself..
tell me to fuck off.. c'mon
i think it was a bit over the top myself..
tell me to fuck off.. c'mon
Fark off then!!
Easy!!
Thanks buzz* for your delightful insight and broken chains conflict.
I would love to see yourself get somebody to hospital with the good intent for their safety and carryout the oppropriate steps to find somebody who could offer medical attention, locate the correct water bottles and hand bags, and find a willing and capable driver.
Hey, are you able to make it to a sporting event prior to its commencement, or is it an organisational thing that lets you put things out of order, thus not being organised?
Easy!!
Thanks buzz* for your delightful insight and broken chains conflict.
I would love to see yourself get somebody to hospital with the good intent for their safety and carryout the oppropriate steps to find somebody who could offer medical attention, locate the correct water bottles and hand bags, and find a willing and capable driver.
Hey, are you able to make it to a sporting event prior to its commencement, or is it an organisational thing that lets you put things out of order, thus not being organised?
# posted by 
: 2:25 PM
: 2:25 PM
nah i reackon watching me
1. get somebody to hospital
2. find somebody who could offer medical attention
3. locate the correct water bottles and hand bags
4. and find a willing and capable driver.
would be very boring viewing.
also i reackon some of those steps you listed are repetetive and redundant..
1. get somebody to hospital
2. find somebody who could offer medical attention
3. locate the correct water bottles and hand bags
4. and find a willing and capable driver.
would be very boring viewing.
also i reackon some of those steps you listed are repetetive and redundant..
dear idiot....
repetetive and redundant.. is the copying of the previous post....
How is it that those steps that you mention ARE repetetive and redundant? Your logic is somewhat non-linear!
I beleive YOUR post is childish and a waste.
repetetive and redundant.. is the copying of the previous post....
How is it that those steps that you mention ARE repetetive and redundant? Your logic is somewhat non-linear!
I beleive YOUR post is childish and a waste.
# posted by : 4:00 PM
: 4:00 PM
hi chadsky,
you seem to be taking it all too personally for a non-wog. what would the guy with the massive plant from your office say i wonder..
now - steps 1 and 4 and in particular
1. get somebody to hospital
and
2. find a willing and capable driver
fall very (i repeat) very much into the same category.
oh *and*
leave your name next time you start calling someone names.
you seem to be taking it all too personally for a non-wog. what would the guy with the massive plant from your office say i wonder..
now - steps 1 and 4 and in particular
1. get somebody to hospital
and
2. find a willing and capable driver
fall very (i repeat) very much into the same category.
oh *and*
leave your name next time you start calling someone names.
# posted by : 9:56 AM
: 9:56 AM
yeh jeez i was gunna say you two stop you're bickering, i had to sit with chad for 2 hours loooooong hours. it was hard but at least i didnt have to sit with matt for 2 hours!!
imagine that? i'd be covered in farts.
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imagine that? i'd be covered in farts.
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