Bus Hussy

My sister is the best, I love her so much, she is a precious flower who only brings joy to my life.

She is also prone to ridiculous incidents of hilarity, like the other day when she was driving around trying to complete her whole list of errands in one afternoon, and she had to go to the atm on jetty road, but there was no where to park, so she stopped in a bus zone because it was right in front of the atm and she was only going to be a minute and there was plenty of room for a bus to pull in in front of her anyway… of course a bus came while she was getting her cash, but the driver was an old codger and didn’t pull up in front, but instead pulled up next right next to her car in such a way that she was totally blocked in, and got out of his bus and started taking down her details and yelling at her that she ‘had no right’ and she ‘will pay for this’, this in turn caused a massive traffic bank up all down jetty road and cars started honking causing a number of pensioners on the bus to wake up and start joining in pointing and yelling at her out the windows of the bus, one of them even called her a hussy!

Other hilarious stories include stealing a hairdryer from a Vietnamese backpacker hostel but adamantly denying it and then having her bag searched to reveal her as the thief and also just last week her yoga teacher sent her to the back of the class and forbid her from taking part in handstands.  ¶ 4:58 PM