Drank a whole glass of milk, then Tg made a coffee and put the same milk in her coffee and it curdled. Feeling ill today.

Running late for work picked up helmet to put on head and at the last minute notice it was full of spider web. Examined it more carefully and notice it also had a spider in it. Examined it even more carefully and noticed the spider had a red back!!!

In the shower, went to wash my face, picked up cleanser bottle, poured cleanser into palm, nearly put on face, noticed that M had somehow filled the cleanser tube with the bright purple toner for hair.
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